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Whatsapp Status, Quotes, Messages, One Liners, Attitude Messages, Love Messages and Greetings In Hindi, English, Telugu, Marathi, Bhojpuri and Punjabi.
Whatsapp is playing a very prominent role in the day to day life of the common man.Whatsapp created a new era in the world of chatting, it has pushed all the other messaging applications aside and occupied the kings place.Most interesting fact about Whatsapp is , it is the Costliest application ever in the history of the Messaging Application.Whatsapp Messaging Application is purchased by one of the leading weapon of the internet World facebook COO Mark Zukerberg with highest payment of 14 million Dollars.So Every one is showing special interest on whatsapp and trying to post different quotes, messages and status with friends.Here we are providing all Whatsapp Status, Quotes, Messages, One Liners, Attitude Messages, Love Messages and Greetings In Hindi, English, Telugu, Marathi, Bhojpuri and Punjabi languages.
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Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
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Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Whatsapp Status Quotes On attitude
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. Must check
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I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Whatsapp Status Quotes on life
I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
I drink to make other people interesting.
If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Whatsapp Status Quotes in English
Whatsapp Quotes & Status Updates
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Whatsapp Status Quotes love
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Thanks to come in my life, love you all friends 🙂
Cool Love status for whatsapp in Hindi:
Prem ek aisi agni jisme padne wala to anand leta hai
aur dekhna wala jalta hai.
Tera na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami rehti hai,
main chahein lakh muskuraun in aankhon mein nami si rehti hai.
Qayamat toot padti hai zara se hoth hilne par
na jaane kya hashr hoga agar vo muskuraye to..
Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h
Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.
Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..
Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara
हम जिएंगे अपनी मर्जी से और तुमपर मरेंगेभी अपनी मर्जी से…
चल रे हवा येऊ दे.
“सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूं मरने से पहले, ऐसी मेरी नियतं हैं,
मौंत से पहले तूं भी बता दे ज़िन्दगी, तेरी क्या किंमत हैं.”
FRIENDSHIP STATUS for Whatsapp:
Dosti imtihaan nahi bharose ka naam hai
Dosti me shak nahi dosti khud ek shaan h
जीत” मेरी जिद है,
और जिद का मै बादशाह हूँ…
Mann wo safed kapda hain jise jis rang me,
Dubo doge us par wahi rang chadh jayega..
Apni aatma ko khokar sansaar mat paao,
Apki buddhi sone or chandi se kahi behtar h
Dhan khokar agar hum apni aatma ko pa sake,
Toh yeh koi jara sa bhi mahenga sauda nahi h
Duniya ke sare raste sidhe h
Muskil to unhe hoti hain
Jinki chaal hi tirchi hain